- Publisher: Lecture PRO Publishing
- Available in: eBook and paperback
- Published: July 20, 2024
Quotes on Weddings, Divorce, & Happily Ever After
This amusing and thought-provoking book contains a huge collection of marriage quotes from Ann Landers, Dr. Suess, Zig Ziglar, Jerry Seinfeld, Mark Twain, Oprah Winfrey, and many more. It is intended for anyone looking for laughs or words of wisdom regarding their engagement, wedding, anniversary, or divorce. Words from comedians, religious leaders, celebrities, politicians, and the Bible make up this diverse assortment of 519 memorable, bite-sized quotations about weddings, divorce, and happily ever after.
For those contemplating holy matrimony, herein you will find a treasure trove of entertaining and educational marriage quotes from some of history’s greatest thinkers. It was written by award-winning author, Mike Kowis, Esq.
Chapters include:
Introduction
Wisecracks
The Big Day
Wedding Toasts
By Definition
True Love
Til Death Do Us Part
Best Friends
Success
Never!
Divorce
Religious Teachings
Happily Ever After
Miscellaneous
Conclusion
“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.”
– Will Ferrell
“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
– Rita Rudner
“A great marriage is not when the ‘perfect couple’ comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.”
– Dave Meurer
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
– Ben Franklin
